Random thoughts, comments, observations and general fluff from a random bint who left London at the end of September 2004 to embark on a new life and new adventures in Tokyo, land of the cute.... and is leaving mid-June 2010 - and counting!

Friday, December 24, 2004

Holiday Greetings

I just want to wish happy holidays, good presents, well deserved rests and little hangovers to everyone. Don't eat too much!

My present to you is my badly re-written version of the Twelve Days of Christmas (Japanese style):

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
A Crow in a Bonsai Tree

On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Two Hello Kitties and a Crow in a Bonsai Tree

On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Three Sumo Wrestlers
Two Hello Kitties and a Crow in a Bonsai Tree

On the fourth day of Christmasmy true love sent to me:
Four Samurai Warriors
Three Sumo Wrestlers
Two Hello Kitties and a Crow in a Bonsai Tree

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Five Chihuahuas
Four Samurai Warriors
Three Sumo Wrestlers
Two Hello Kitties and a Crow in a Bonsai Tree

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Six Goths a Dancing
Five Chihuahuas
Four Samurai Warriors Three Sumo Wrestlers
Two Hello Kitties and a Crow in a Bonsai Tree

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Seven Pairs of Chopsticks
Six Goths a Dancing
Five Chihuahuas Four Samurai Warriors Three Sumo Wrestlers Two Hello Kitties and a Crow in a Bonsai Tree

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Eight Heated Toilet Seats
Seven Pairs of Chopsticks
Six Goths a Dancing Five Chihuahuas Four Samurai Warriors Three Sumo Wrestlers Two Hello Kitties and a Crow in a Bonsai Tree

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Nine Tubs of Miso
Eight Heated Toilet Seats
Seven Pairs of Chopsticks Six Goths a Dancing Five Chihuahuas Four Samurai Warriors Three Sumo Wrestlers Two Hello Kitties and a Crow in a Bonsai Tree

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Ten Kabuki Actors
Nine Tubs of Miso
Eight Heated Toilet Seats
Seven Pairs of Chopsticks Six Goths a Dancing Five Chihuahuas Four Samurai Warriors Three Sumo Wrestlers Two Hello Kitties and a Crow in a Bonsai Tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Eleven Godzilla Dolls
Ten Kabuki Actors
Nine Tubs of Miso Eight Heated Toilet Seats
Seven Pairs of Chopsticks Six Goths a Dancing Five Chihuahuas Four Samurai Warriors Three Sumo Wrestlers Two Hello Kitties and a Crow in a Bonsai Tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Twelve Packs of Tissues
Eleven Godzilla Dolls
Ten Kabuki Actors Nine Tubs of Miso Eight Heated Toilet Seats Seven Pairs of Chopsticks Six Goths a Dancing Five Chihuahuas Four Samurai Warriors Three Sumo Wrestlers Two Hello Kitties and a Crow in a Bonsai Tree

Hey, I said it was going to be bad. Now sing along please!!!

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