Rattle My Cage
Not flatmates this time.
Earthquakes. Two big ones in two days. The first was the biggest I've ever felt. The second I guess was aftershock.
I don't really know much about earthquakes.
And I don't have a table to get under. Because that's what you're meant to do.
And I don't have earthquake 'supplies'. Because I can't be bothered.
Actually, I don't mind earthquakes. But I'm weird like that!
UPDATE: seems number two wasn't an aftershock but another quake. A few dozen people were slightly injured. Probably had things fall on their heads.