34 things for 34 years part one.

In preparation for my birthday, I thought I'd come up with an extremely random and somewhat pointless list of things I've done that other people may not have done. Next Sunday I'll post another 34:

1. Rollerskated around the Blue Peter office (long running kids tv programme in the UK);
2. Had lunch in the Blue Peter garden;
3. Been in a light aircraft and been allowed to fly it and turn it around;
4. Slept at the top of Masada in Israel at an hour the public weren't allowed in, after getting a lift in a bulldozer;
5. Spent three months working on a kibbutz;
6. Been invited in Guatemala to sleep in a one-horse-town in the shopkeepers uncles' house.
7. Been on an archaeological dig in the south of France;
8. Spent two years living in Paris;
9. Slept in Brussels airport;
10. Dragged actor Richard Wilson out of a pub;
11. Had lots of 'supernatural' experiences I no longer believe I had;
12. Stood on the stage and in the orchestra pit at the Royal Opera House;
13. Drunk ant juice;
14. Eaten deep fried worms;
15. Hitch-hiked in England, France, Israel, Guatemala and Taiwan;
16. Broken my little toe;
17. Never been hospitalised;
18. Developed allergies as an adult to things I didn't have allergies to as a kid;
19. Held a python;
20. Abseiled;
21. Had my name on many dozens of tv programme credits;
22. Been the subject of one newspaper article;
23. Had bylines for many dozens of newspaper articles and features;
24. Got told I wasn't suitable for MacDonald's after the three month trial period;
25. Got sacked from nearly every job I had as a teenager and early 20-er;
26. Written an obituary that made an entire funeral party laugh;
27. Had a ladybird as a pet as a kid;
28. Bit my Labrador as a toddler;
29. I can't drive. I failed my test once and then gave up;
30. I love the book 'The Little Prince';
31. My longest relationship ever was 6.5 months;
32. I have no idea how many houses I've lived in but it's got to around 30 or so;
33. I've lived in ten cities;
34. I've driven around London with a lifesize painted fiber-glass cow.