Yeah, bloody Mexicans...
"I come back from Los Angels two days before."
"How was your trip?"
"We went to Los Angels, San Diego, Grand Canyon and Mexico."
"How long was your trip?"
[what did you do, like, see, bla bla bla, etc]
"Was the food nice?"
"I missed Japanese food* and the Mexican food is better in Japan**."
* remember, said trip was FIVE days.
** at this point I resisted temptation to bash my head against the wall.
At least she didn't do what another student did: the trip was to London for about 8 days - she loaded up her suitcase with Japanese pot noodles to take with her in case she couldn't find food she liked.
P.S. I have ten days to travel Japan in Golden Week. How many cities do you think I can do? Can I do all of Japan in ten days? ;-)